September 1st, 2010
Narek
Kremlin revolutionizes corruption
MOSCOW – Russia is launching a new social network that is bound to modernize country’s corruption culture once and for all. Under direct supervision of Prime Minister Putin and FSS (Federal Security Service) the concept of easy, user-friendly bribing via Internet was brought to life. BribeBook allows various high and low rank state officials to create profiles, describing their field of corruption, rates and bribe portfolio. PayPal makes bribe transactions safe and fast and keeps clients and service providers very happy. Read more…
By Sergey
Aliyev attends opening ceremony of new Elite Tent City near Baku
BAKU - Early on Tuesday, President of Azerbaijan, Ilham Aliyev, announced the country’s strategic plans for the coming decade. The President assured that with the continued current economic growth and a smart spending policy, the Government will be able to increase the number of Azerbaijani refugees and internally displaced persons from one to four million as early as the year 2020.
Aliyev called the project “Azerbaijan 2020″ and promised an increase in government support in order to achieve the new milestone in the war against Armenia.
“Despite the relative truce over Karabakh, we work relentlessly to defeat Armenia. With every year our economy affords us more and more refugees,” claimed Azerbaijani president. “Just imagine 4 million pairs of eyes sadly looking at the Europeans, Americans and Russians.. Think of the volume of pro-Azerbaijani sentiments to be generated!” Read more…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
VATICAN, 21 July, 2010
Contact: Cardinal Sergio Sagisiani
Tel: 374 10 636 995
Mobile: 094 47 971
Email: vatican@god.org
CATHOLIC CHURCH’S MAIN FOCUS REMAINS RELIGION
Notwithstanding multiple accusations against Catholic bishops and the Catholicism in general, the Holy Father Pope Benedict XVI reiterates that Catholic church maintains religion as its key priority. Other activities exaggerated in media publications reflect only secondary or marginal interest of the Church.
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by Narek
Cars salute Anarchy with spontaneous combustion
Kyrgyz interim Government led by Roza Otunbayeva made drastic reforms to country’s Constitution last week, changing the official governance model to anarchy. “First of all I want everyone to understand that this is not another revolution. Simply, we chose anarchy to be our new governance model.” – declared Otunbayeva during her address on Ы TV last Friday. “We’ve had too many revolutions lately. Read more…
by iNarek
Massachusetts considers iPhone 4 iMarriages - T-shirt design
Boston, Massachusetts – After Steve Jobs, guru of the Apple world, unveiled the new iPhone 4, Massachusetts legislators are seriously considering amendments to marriage legislation. Despite of some controversy Massachusetts was among the first US states to permit gay marriages, and now the state’s public demands to bring liberalism of marriage laws to a new level. Read more…
Protestors: 'Take Rain Home'
by Narek
British Embassy in Armenia found itself in a midst of a massive protest demonstration this morning. Starting from mid March Armenia has been going through what people started to call an abnormal rain season. Some chose to get extremely dissatisfied with every day rains, while others chose to simply be pissed off, but an estimated crowd of 7000 protesters, despite the heavy rain, was determined to let the British know that such behavior would not be tolerated any longer. Read more…
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