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Zambia to Aid US in Fighting Child Obesity

November 1, 2010 by Narek Leave a Comment

"Jumbo french fires with honey caramal topping and strawberry ice-cream on the side"

LUSAKA – President Rapiah Banda gathered a press conference to assure United States of America that Zambia is ready to lend a helping hand in struggle against child obesity. Overeating has caused 1 of 3 American children to go obese, while most Zambian kids remain hungry and skinny. Zambian Government vowed to consume 47% of American junk food every year. “This cooperation is mutually beneficial: American fat ass kids are a huge problem, no pun intended, while our kids keep being blown away with the wind. This will balance things out” – concluded President Banda.

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Օրվա պոզիտիվը UPDATED

October 7, 2010 by Narek 12 Comments

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Standup Comedy – Job Announcements & FaceBook

July 6, 2010 by admin Leave a Comment

Today we present two standup comedy bits from our last show. Hope you will enjoy these.

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Turkey Celebrates Denial Day

April 27, 2010 by admin 1 Comment

by Narek

Turkish youth is crazy about Denial Day

Istanbul, Turkey – Denial Day is Turkey’s most original and exotic holiday. Every April 24th entire nations gathers in festivities, fun games and of course denial. The family oriented holiday is over 90 years old and has become one of the most expected holidays of the year. Probably the closest to Denial Day among European holidays is April Fool day, and not because the two holidays are celebrated in April, but because Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Youtube Scandal: Bruce Willis Used the N-Word

December 11, 2009 by admin 6 Comments

by Narek

Youtube video shows actor using the N-word

Bruce Willis, the undefeated Die Hard and Hollywood’s ultimate action hero may be defeated by an Internet paparazzi. Yesterday a Youtube user shared a video in which Mr Willis is seen chatting with the cameramen between takes. In the video one of the crew members asks him about President Obama’s policy and Bruce uses the N-word in his respond.

American society was shocked with actor’s unacceptable behavior, but it split into two camps. Some Americans think Willis is a distinguished citizen who saved America and even Earth several times and he should be forgiven. “So he made one tiny mistake. Think of the times he saved us from asteroids and terrorists. Besides when he said that on the camera he had no idea he was being filmed” says Jonhatan Lynch from Mobile, Alabama. Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Youth for Obama

November 4, 2009 by admin Leave a Comment

by Narek

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FaceBook Page “Stop Global Warming” Fails to Stop Global Warming

October 22, 2009 by admin Leave a Comment

By Sergey

Earth in danger after FaceBook efforts failed

Earth endangered after FaceBook failed to help

World leaders gather at U.N. to discuss why FaceBook page – a proven tool for solving international challenges – could not prevent global warming. Greenpeace exerts presented a report on climate change that questions efficiency of FaceBook pages.

“I just can’t believe it’s failing…” president Obama said after the presentation later on Monday. “This undermines our national security. If we can’t rely on FaceBook to advance our agendas.., then we’re really stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan…” Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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