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Russia Announces Launch of Totally New, Non-USSR Union

October 11, 2011 by Sergey Leave a Comment

EvrAzES kicks off with Russia-Belarus-Kazakhstan, but will be happy to embrace more volunteers

MOSCOW – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin who recently succumbed to nation’s urge to seek a 3^rd presidential term in 2013, recently published a milestone article unveiling his new project – “Eurasian Economic Commonwealth” (transliteration – EVRAZES) which is announced to not have anything to do with USSR model.

The Russian leader has stressed 13 times in his article that he is NOT seeking to recreate USSR as many Western experts suggest. “This is going to be something totally new: single economic space, one huge country with no borders, same countries as in USSR, later possibly same currency and citizenship, BUT and it’s a huge but – it will have nothing in common with USSR.” Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Պուծին 2012 Putin – ինֆոգրաֆիկա

September 26, 2011 by Narek 2 Comments

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Ռուսաստանի վարչապետ Վլադիմիր Պուծինը հայտարարեց հաջորդ ընտրություններին անպայման ընտրվելու իր ցանկության մասին, այդպիսով անհամացնելով բոլորի համար գարնանային ընտրությունները: Իսկ մենք հարցրեցինք ավելի քան 400000 հայաստանցիների կարծիքը Պուծինի Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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New Song and Dance – Do The Medvedev

April 23, 2011 by Narek 1 Comment

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev’s dance became a hit around the world. There’s a new song for that dance called do the Mеdvedev. Ռուսաստանի նախագահի պարը համաշխարհային Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Russia Brings Corruption to Social Networks

September 1, 2010 by Narek 1 Comment

Kremlin revolutionizes corruption

MOSCOW – Russia is launching a new social network that is bound to modernize country’s corruption culture once and for all. Under direct supervision of Prime Minister Putin and FSS (Federal Security Service) the concept of easy, user-friendly bribing via Internet was brought to life. BribeBook allows various high and low rank state officials to create profiles, describing their field of corruption, rates and bribe portfolio. PayPal makes bribe transactions safe and fast and keeps clients and service providers very happy. Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Standup Comedy – Job Announcements & FaceBook

July 6, 2010 by admin Leave a Comment

Today we present two standup comedy bits from our last show. Hope you will enjoy these.

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Turkey Celebrates Denial Day

April 27, 2010 by admin 1 Comment

by Narek

Turkish youth is crazy about Denial Day

Istanbul, Turkey – Denial Day is Turkey’s most original and exotic holiday. Every April 24th entire nations gathers in festivities, fun games and of course denial. The family oriented holiday is over 90 years old and has become one of the most expected holidays of the year. Probably the closest to Denial Day among European holidays is April Fool day, and not because the two holidays are celebrated in April, but because Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Ukraine Sends Winter Boots to European Subscribers of Russian GASPROM

November 25, 2009 by admin Leave a Comment

By Sergey

Putin makes Ukrainian executive leader indecent proposal

Kiev, Ukraine – Head of Ukrainian Government Yulia Timoshenko held another round of talks with Russian Government in Yalta, Ukraine, however no progress was attainted on the gas deal. Kremlin raised stakes demanding a 20% price increase for gas, as well as the right for the first night of each month with head of Ukrainian government. Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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