Authorities clarify: “We meant platonic dialog”

June 16, 2011 by Leave a Comment

"We don't mind a dialog, we just don't wanna talk in person", Sahakyan

YEREVAN - Republican faction leader Galust Sahakyan offered clarifications at a press briefing on Wednesday about their view of ongoing dialog with the opposition. The party official noted that it is not about “a primitive meeting and bonding”, but rather “a platonic dialog” involving signs and gestures as appropriate at an early stage of a serious relationship.

“I regret that our opposition perceived the concept of dialog as a vulgar suggestion of physical interaction,” Sahakyan said. “Seriously? They thought we’d neatly get together in a room and  talk it out? We haven’t yet reached a decent level of trust.. How do I know Levon Zurabyan… doesn’t break my arm?”. Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Զգուշացեք պաստառներից

September 8, 2010 by 49 Comments

by Sergey & Narek

2010-2011 մխտռելաշրջան

ArmComedy–ի ձեռքերում էն հայտնվել  «Մեկ ազգ» կազմակերպությունների դաշինքի 2010–2011 իրազեկման շրջանի պաստառները։ Քանի որ ոչ մի ֆինանսահական և բարոյական հանգամանք մեզ չի զսպում, սիրով կիսում ենք դրանք ArmComedy–ի ընթերցողների հետ։ Այսուհետ բացի գետնանցումներից, պատերից և ծառերից, այս պաստառները կմխտռեն նաև մեր կայքը։ Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Standup Comedy – Job Announcements & FaceBook

July 6, 2010 by Leave a Comment

Today we present two standup comedy bits from our last show. Hope you will enjoy these.

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Kidney Stone Elected for Armenian Parliament

January 11, 2010 by 7 Comments

Opposition lost polls to a kidney stone

Yerevan, Armenia – After heated election campaign involving renowned political prisoner Nikol Pashinyan in “Kentron” district of Yerevan, by-elections yielded results that most observers and opponents call “stunning and ridiculous”. At the end of the ballot count in #10 district, Central Electoral Commission (CEC) announced the winner to be a kidney stone. Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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Opposition Rally Kicks off with Ceremonial Sacrifice of Young Republican Virgin on Top of Matenadaran

September 22, 2009 by Leave a Comment

By Sergey

Opposition leader sips ceremonial cocktail before excited crowd

Opposition leader sips ceremonial cocktail before excited crowd

On September 18th Armenian National Congress gathered over 85 thousand people around Matenadaran area to announce a new phase of revolution. Prior to starting the rally, First President Levon Ter-Petrosian following the established tradition, cut open a young virgin from the rival Republican party prepared for the occasion and handed the rest of the body to gathered supporters who apparently had not had lunch for a while. The heart of the sacrificed Republican was sent to Moscow as a sign of political courtesy.

“The regime is living down its last days. Our victory is inevitable,” said Ter-Petrosian as he sipped the cocktail “Bloody Republican” . “Once we take over, we’ll knock on the door of every supporter of the regime in the darkness, we’ll drag them out into the  Republican square and we’ll organize world’s biggest tribute to Janna D’Ark (Joan of Ark).” Կարդալ ավելին Read more

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