By Sergey
Angela Merkel Slams Iranian Holocaust Denial: “Trust me. We actually did it.”
By Sergey
On November 9th Germany celebrated 20th anniversary of fall of Berlin wall as German leader in her speech denounced Iran for insensitive and misleading remarks on the Holocaust.
Just a few days prior to the anniversary Mahmoud Ahmadinejad once agains stated that Holocaus is a ‘myth’ and that WWII was Germany’s self-defense against bullies like Poland, Belgium and Czechoslovakia.
“ …I would like to briefly address Iranian leadership,” said Angela Merkel after long speech on the Wall. “Could he be any more ridiculous? There was no Holocaust, huh? Give me a break, for Chrissake,” exclaimed Merkel to thousands gathered in the square. “We actually spent years of pains and spared no efforts to accomplish that and now an amateur anti-Semite hops out to take the credit from us.. Read my lips Ahmadinejan – WE DID IT.” [Read more…]
Lego Scandal Starts A New War
By Narek
Lego toys are becoming the cause of the biggest and most disgusting scandal ever since Britney Spears shaved her head and a worldwide political crisis seems inevitable. It all began when Danish Lego Corporation decided to release a collector’s edition box set of G8 member toys. The new toy not only had the decorations of the last G8 summit but also little legoman figures of the G8 leaders themselves. President of France Nicola Sarkozy was among the first people to stand in line and purchase the long expected toy. 20 minutes after the purchase Sarkozy went on National television and made the following comment: “This toy is an attempt to ridicule not just me as the President of France, but the entire French Nation. You can see that the toy has absolutely no trace of a penis, in other words these Danish bastards try to say that French men are all penisless, short, homosexual impotents”. In the heat of his speech Sarkozy unzipped his pants and proved to the world his possession of an organ resembling a penis. “Hey stupid Denmark! What do you think this is? A croissant?” added French leader. [Read more…]
