Official Goatee Apology

Facial hair community apologizes for:

  • Unjustified goatees
  • Senseless mustaches
  • Outrageous sideburns
  • Any other unorthodox facial style choices

Official statement of facial hair association representative on current state of affairs. Official apology to those suffering form neighbors, colleagues and inmates with goatees.

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