Al-Qaeda on Strike

by Narek

Terrorists demand social justice

Al-Qaeda employees organized a chain of strikes near organization’s head offices around the world, with biggest strikes being in Kabul – Afghanistan, Khartoum – Sudan, Riyadh – Saudi Arabia and Portland – USA. Low and mid level terrorists on strike demand social benefits, vacation days, trainings and salary increases. “I don’t see why we should be treated any different than an employee of say umm…corn flakes factory. We go to work every morning, very often we stay overtime, not to mention that our job is much, much more dangerous” said Mahmoud Al-Blowupi in a brief interview. Կարդալ ավելին Read more